witch of void aquarius

also I caught a mama spider and her brood! she’s carrying them around on her back. 

I really hope they’ll be okay overnight but it was jar or certain death at the hands of my mother soooooo

beltaguise:

musterni-illustrates:

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a new zine called shitty horoscopes that i’ll be premiering this year at the Toronto Queer Zine Fair, among other things! hopefully i’ll make volumes available for online purchase soon. credit where credit is due: this was inspired by the huge number of made-up horoscopes floating around tumblr lately, and angry-poems.

This is the most accurate horrorscope I’ve ever gotten.

"Having a soulmate is not always about love. You can find your soulmate in a friendship too."

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dareva:

I am still a bit annoyed at Dralvia’s noodle arms.  TSW, why you give your ladies noodle arms?

Especially since dudes have the opposite problem. Surprisingly Buff Zack is now a running joke with our characters.

name-the-blue-rose:

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prokopetz:

Today on Social Anxiety Theatre: mentally rehearsing elaborate justifications for completely innocuous actions just in case some hypothetical interlocutor demands an explanation.

Oh my god OTHER PEOPLE DO THIS TOO???

I had no idea this was so common. Damn.

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nargyle:

A study in stylizing diverse girl faces, brought to you by magical girls.

nargyle:

A study in stylizing diverse girl faces, brought to you by magical girls.

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Anonymous said: Thanks for the dead bird eurghhhh not cool

thefrogman:

I think you are mistaken. Here is the previous photo of that bird. 

The photo in question. 

And the caption of that photo: 

"Portrait no.2 Patiently waiting for a tummy scratch."

reblogging because I’m reasonably sure that’s a young Aussie magpie

i can confirm that if they grow up being used to people they are exactly this goofy. Until mum and dad kick them out to go find their own territory, anyway.

thefrogman:

(The last bird is not dead. It is asking for a tummy scratch.)

Photographedby Leila Jeffreys [website]

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hereissomething:

a recent dream i had featured a comfortably bisexual indiana jones
it wasn’t half bad

hereissomething:

a recent dream i had featured a comfortably bisexual indiana jones

it wasn’t half bad

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jetgreguar:

handling adulthood

jetgreguar:

handling adulthood

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